Welcome to Agency Life!
Think you can hack it in the ad world? Here's the deal:
Survive 10 brutal years, dodge every insane deadline, boozy meeting,
and drug-fueled pitch, and somehow—somehow —hit 100% equity
before your energy hits zero.
Fail to keep your energy? Boom. Burnout City.
Let’s Do This
Select Your Role
Account: The client’s little errand boy. 💼
Strategy: You get paid to use big words and take credit for everyone else's work. 🧠
Creative: You're like a raccoon—survive on chaos and scraps of inspiration. 🎨
Select Difficulty
Dry January 🍹 – Energy's good when you’re on a cleanse, bro.
Functioning Addict 🍸 – Just a splash of vodka with breakfast. Keeps things even.
Rockstar 🔥 – Sleep is for losers. You’re burning out faster than your college roommate at Coachella.
Role: Difficulty: Year: 1 |
Quarter: Q1
Energy: 100 % |
Equity: 0
Next Quarter
Game Over.
Restart Game